Deadpool. Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick (1)

Wade Wilson: [voiceover, after Vanessa has agreed to marry him] Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.

[Wade collapses]

[…]

Vanessa Carlysle: I love you, Wade Wilson. We can fight this.

Wade Wilson: You're right. Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.

(1) Basada en Deadpool de Fabian Nicieza y Rob Liefeld

Deadpool. Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick (1)

Colossus: [Deadpool is about to shoot Ajax] Wade! Four or five moments.

Deadpool: Sorry?

Colossus: Four or five moments - that's all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you're offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend - spare an enemy. In these moments everything else falls away...

Colossus: [Deadpool gets bored and shoots Ajax in the head, killing him]

Colossus: Really? Was that necessary?

Deadpool: You were droning on.

(1) Basada en Deadpool de Fabian Nicieza y Rob Liefeld

Deadpool. Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick (1)

Deadpool: [raises his hands] WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed.

[Points at a thug on the left]

Deadpool: This guy's got the right idea... He wore the brown pants!

[...]

Deadpool: Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share!

(1) Basada en Deadpool de Fabian Nicieza y Rob Liefeld